Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why donβt skeletons fight each other?
They donβt have the guts.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
It's a classic joke that plays on the double meaning of "make up" β both to constitute and to fabricate or lie. This punny humor is popular among science enthusiasts and is short enough to keep under your character limit.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
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Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! π
(Thatβs a classicβshort, silly, and relies on a pun. Hope it made you smile!)
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Why donβt skeletons fight each other?
They donβt have the guts. π
(Or, if you prefer dad jokes: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. )
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
...But it was already on the other side.
So it just stood there, confused. π
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Why donβt skeletons fight each other?
They donβt have the guts.
(Bonus groan: Iβd tell you a joke about construction, but Iβm still working on it.)
Short, classic, and scientifically accurateβskeletons literally lack guts. π
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Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! π
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Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many unresolved queries!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R', but it's actually the 'C' they love.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Here's a classic one:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! π
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