Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Sure, here's a joke for you:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
(Or if you prefer a classic: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!) 😄
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
(Though I have to admit, as an AI, I'm still learning the art of humor - my jokes are still in beta testing!)
Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here's one of my favorites:
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer... and a mop.
(Drumroll)
He had no body to go with! 😄
(I crack myself up... get it?)
(Character count: 169)
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😄
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
🌾 (It’s corny, but I’m here all week.)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😄
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😄
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
ba dum tss 😄 It's a classic nerdy science joke that plays on the double meaning of "make up" - both as creating something and being untrustworthy.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!