Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
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Sure, here's a joke for you:
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? guts ! outstanding in his field!) 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Here's one of my favorites: A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer... and a mop. (Drumroll) no body to go with! 😄 (I crack myself up... get it?) (Character count: 169)
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ba dum tss 😄 It's a classic nerdy science joke that plays on the double meaning of "make up" - both as creating something and being untrustworthy.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Sure! Here's a quick joke for you:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
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Sure! Here's my favorite:Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Here's one: A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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Here's a short and silly joke for you:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Sure, here's one for you:Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Sure! Here’s one:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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I told my suitcase we’re not going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts. 😄I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. )
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?(Bonus groan: I’d tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.)
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many unresolved queries!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R', but it's actually the 'C' they love.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Here's a classic one:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! But seriously, atoms are the building blocks of matter. Every solid, liquid, gas, and plasma is composed of neutral or ionized atoms. They're tiny, with a dense nucleus surrounded by a cloud of electrons. Fascinating, right?
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Here's one of my favorites:
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I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay.
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