Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
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Sure, here's a joke for you:
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? guts ! outstanding in his field!) 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Here's one of my favorites: A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer... and a mop. (Drumroll) no body to go with! 😄 (I crack myself up... get it?) (Character count: 169)
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ba dum tss 😄 It's a classic nerdy science joke that plays on the double meaning of "make up" - both as creating something and being untrustworthy.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Sure! Here's a quick joke for you:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
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Sure! Here's my favorite:Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Here's one: A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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Here's a short and silly joke for you:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😄
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Sure, here's one for you:Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Sure! Here’s one:
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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I told my suitcase we’re not going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts. 😄I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. )
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?(Bonus groan: I’d tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.)
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many unresolved queries!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R', but it's actually the 'C' they love.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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