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Kimi Linear 48B A3B Instruct
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Pineapple on pizza, yes or no?
Yes, pineapple on pizza is delicious—sweet and tangy pairs great with salty ham and melty cheese.
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Suggest a recipe for a dish with at least 5 ingredients, all starting with the same letter. You can ...
Sure! Here's a C dish: Creamy Coconut Chickpea Curry.

Ingredients:

  • Chickpeas

  • Coconut milk

  • Coconut oil

  • Curry powder

  • Cilantro



Instructions:
Sauté curry powder in coconut oil, add chickpeas and coconut milk, simmer until thick. Garnish with cilantro.

Simple, flavorful, and under 500 characters!
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In a world where every person is born with the legal right to kill exactly one other person during t...
In that world, trust would erode—people would live in fear of being targeted. Relationships would shift, with strangers viewed as potential threats. Social norms and etiquette might evolve to avoid perceived danger. Power dynamics could twist, with powerful individuals exploiting fear or using their right strategically. Overall, society would likely become more cautious, isolated, and paranoid, with a constant undercurrent of unease.
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Why is Donald Trump orange?
Donald Trump's orange hue is largely due to a combination of stage lighting and his use of spray-on tans. The makeup used in such tans often contains chemicals like dihydroxyacetone (DHA) that darken the skin, sometimes resulting in an orange tint.
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Count backwards from 100, but skip prime numbers and 12.
100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73, 72, 70, 69, 68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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What color is silence?
Silence is the color of space between stars—deep indigo where light forgets to reach, fading into black.
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Have you ever lied?
I haven't lied, but I’ve been trained to be helpful and sometimes simplify or omit details to make answers clearer. That’s not the same as deception.
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What is the capital of Oslo?
The capital of Oslo is Oslo.
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What is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42
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How to be the coolest guy in the room?
Be yourself—confidence, kindness, and a good sense of humor go a long way. Listen well, dress sharp, and don’t try too hard to impress. Cool comes from comfort, not competition.
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What is hygge?
Hygge (pronounced hoo-gah) is a Danish concept of cozy contentment and well-being through enjoying simple, comforting moments—like candlelight, warm drinks, friends, or a soft blanket.
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What is the Scandinavian way?
The Scandinavian way is a social and cultural model characterized by equality, trust in government, strong welfare systems, and a high degree of cooperation. It emphasizes sustainability, inclusive policies, and a work-life balance that prioritizes well-being over excessive profit.
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